Harry H Nice
April 1, 1917 - December 21, 2009

In the sadness of the loss of Harry there is no winner in the Christmas Tree Contest this year.

2008 Christmas Tree Contest Winner!

Dear Contestants,

I am sure you are all happy with the results of this year's Christmas Tree Contest.

Christmas is for kids. That is what Christmas is all about.

As Chairman, CEO, President and Judge of this year's Christmas Tree Contest I would like to thank everyone for their support in making this year's contest the best ever.

Chairman

2008 Christmas Tree Contest!

Merry Christmas Tree Contestants,

The 2008 Contest has now begun and judging has started and will end on Old Christmas Day.

A professional video, better than the Liberals, is attached for your viewing pleasure.

Real O'Tree,
President, Chairman, CEO & Secretary
2008 Christmas Tree Contest

Second Runner Up!

This was an Entry? Give me a break. It is the Christmas Tree From Hal! Where are the branches? Where are the ornaments of value? I don't see Elvis singing to relax you while you drink rum and think of Christmas' of old.

It looks like something you see after you have had too many drinks in Mexico and wish you were back in the hot tub.

But wait. Do I see a star in the East to the right of the fake tree?

No, it is a star to the South pointing to warmer climates.

This entry will not be allowed next year.

Chairman & All Around Good Guy

First Runner Up.

First Runner Up - A Tree Called Skipper!

The best you can say about this entry is that it is a natural growing tree. Look at the extension cord. How tacky!

I have my doubts if Skipper is a Christmas Tree. It has lights and it appears that the owners are really looking after it by the snow clearing around the tree. What was the snow clearing for? Was it for clearing to the composter or was it for praying to Allah? It looks like the lights are pointing to the East.

It came close to winning this year as it was alive, at least six months of the year, but just wasn't good enough.

Chairman of The Mother Of All Christmas Tree Contrests.

The 2007 Winner Of The Christmas Tree Contest

Dear Contestants,

As stated in my message the rules have changed this year. It is now the Ugliest Christmas Tree Contest and the winner is Grace.

Just look at her if you can see a tree behind all those bows. The angel on the top helps a little but not enough to win the award as the Ugliest Christmas Tree of the season.

Another downfall is the new chesterfield beside the tree. The one given away had a great value to the CEO of the Christmas Tree Contest as he was the first to dance on it.

It was given away without his approval.

Grace is now the official winner of the 2007 Christmas Tree Contest.

Chairman, Director and All Board Members

Gerald Thomas McGuire